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January 31, 2008

Black Magic Email

I don’t get much spam email at work, probably because I never gave my email address out to anyone or any company. That said, the spam I do get is typically from Pakistan or India, and it’s usually pretty funny. Look at this gem from Pakistan. Basically if you send them a bunch of money, they’ll remove your black magic curses.

Dear, friend!
IS SOME ONE USING BLACK MAGIC UPON YOU ?
Due to jealousy, heart burning or some base cause, the Tantriks use
cheap tactics to overcome the adversaries, which ruins one’s life. Are
youalso under such a spell?
We must have peace and happiness in life, and to achieve the same we
work hard. But we do not get in return to the proportions of ourlabour.
We get very little even after the best of our efforts, we toil to get
success in our business but the profits are too little. We do not want
any discontentment or discord in our family life, but inspite of our
best efforts, the peace and tranquility of our family is disturbed.
On the other hand people work very little, but get too much in return.
Businessmen have ample wealth just be putting in little efforts, bUt we
are disappointed even after continuous efforts. It leads us to conclude,
that there are some evil forces which make our strategies unsuccessful.

Tantrik Prayog : Major Causes

Whenever you face such situations, feel assured that someone has used
Black Magic on you, as a result of which all your efforts become
ineffective.
Though such prayog is not easy, but some Tantriks expertise in it and
torture innocent souls at the behest of selfish and greedy people. Such
Tantriks have made Black Magic their profession, and use it on others
indiscriminately at the behest of their adversaries, to mint money. Thus
the happy life of the people is spoiled.

Such so-called Black-Magicians, no doubt can harm others, but they do
not
possess the powers to counter such moves. As a result the victim keeps
on
suffering and sometimes it leads to the death of the victim. It is in
fact
very easy to cause harm through Tantra, but very difficult to amend the
damage done. In order to learn the art of saving, one has to WORK hard
and
only a amil of high caliber can do so.

SYMPTOMS OF BLACK MAGIC

1. Continuous illness. All treatments fail.
2. Constant worries, suicidal tendencies, or a desire to move away from
home and family.
3. Continuous illness of any member of the family.
4. Too much weakness associated with obesity and being short tempered.
5. Sterility, without any physical deficiency or without any medical
reason.
6. Repeated miscarriages or death of the children.
7. Sudden unnatural deaths in the family.
8. Problems in the construction of house, factory or any other building.
9. Shortness of money, inspite of hard labour.
10. No desire to live. Feels suffocated. Life seems useless. No desire
to
rise in life.
11. Sudden quarrels between brothers or the members of the family,
without
any reason.
12. Achievement of objectives seems impossible.
13. Loss in the business of property.
14. Ill-health and under-development of children.
15. Loss of peace due to the fear of enemies and their evil designs.
16. Discord between spouses or the family.
17. Greatest efforts resulting in a failure.
18. Lack of Govt. favours, promotions and the desired transfers.
19. Poverty, inspite of hard work


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The RPM Challenge: record an album in a month!

Have you heard of the RPM Challenge: record an album in a month!

In February, record an album. Send it to them. That’s it. And I’ve accepted the challenge!!!

See ya’ll in March when I’m done recording more of the worst music ever.

Thanks state vector collapse!


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Links for you to click

Just a couple things before I head off to the coal mines.

1) Sorry about the Carl videos. I realize that they’re really not funny.

2) Two of the guys from Vice put together a new site called Street Boners and TV Carnage. Wacky photos, wackier videos and blogs. I know that in spite of the name of the site, it will be one of my favorites.

3) Thrift Store DJ posted one of my favorite Latin Jazz songs: Guaglione by Perez Prado.

4) Here’s a look at the 2009 Lotus Esprit.

5) For computer nerds: install KDE on Windows. I did. I’ve been playing kmahjongg more than my Wii or XBox games. Call me Capt. Boring.

6) Stan Lee Tribute Artwork.


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January 27, 2008

The KLF burn 1,000,000 pounds

Back in the 90’s there was were two English blokes who decided to make a song that would reach number one on the English music charts as sort of a work of ironic art. They did it. The song was called Doctorin’ the Tardis, and the band was the Timelords (aka KLF). What did they do with most of the money they made you ask? Did they buy mansions, Bentleys, comic book shaped swimming pools, diamonds, planes, islands, etc? Well, they may have, but the most shocking thing they did with their money was burn 1,000,000 pounds of it! Watch the video on the YouTube.

Me, I would pay off my family’s debts, give them some spending money, and spend the rest on expensive cars which I would race and crash.


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January 26, 2008

More Giants fun: more Carl and a fan dyes his dog cyan

Dog gets dyed blue [technically cyan] by insane Giants fan; grants me an interview. On Yahoo!


More Carl on the Giants:

Once again I’ll say that I’m looking forward to another excuse to eat pizza and drink beer. That’s what the Superbowl is all about.


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January 21, 2008

THIS IS IT FOR REAL CLOVERFIELD MONSTER!!!!!!!1!!

Update to the Update: So embarrassed. :*( This is Blair from the Facts of Life.

Update: Sorry folks! Turns out this is the Blair Witch.

Blair

Speaking of the Fax of Life:


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CLOVERFIELD MONSTER PICTURE SPOILER!!!!1

Update: sorry folks, it’s only Cloverfieldzookie. :(

Cloverfield Monster Revealed!


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PICTURE OF THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER: MAJOR SPOILER!!!

Update: sorry, it turned out to be a picture of Baby Sinclair.

The monster??


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January 20, 2008

Bas Rutten knows how to fight

I’m looking forward to the Kimbo Slice / Tank Abbott fight in February (on Showtime — you look it up). Kimbo’s trainer is Bas Rutten, and this is Bas Rutten:

I’m glad he wasn’t a bouncer in New Brunswick, because I would have been in trouble.


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Ouch Television, My Brain Hurts

I spent an hour or so this weekend watching Ouch Television, My Brain Hurts: a pre-YouTube look at the worst of television edited together…

This is the first in the series. Painstakingly created over the coarse of a week of painkiller addiction - it was the safest way to make this one without suffering from the embarrassment felt for individuals on this tape. It will make your hair perm or for those with perms or weaves already, get ready to look like one of the Hansons. The tape bares witness to the state of television from the late 80’s to 96. Charlton Heston was giving speeches at Desert storm tributes as Gary Coleman, on Arsenio, blamed his lack of dating on the AIDS epidemic. Kids dressed like the Village People without a single coked-up adult blinking an eye. It is a time to remember over and over again.

Ouch TV, My Brain Hurts

If you don’t have any children, you likely have the cash lying around to dispose of on this fine Digital Video Digital.


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