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February 24, 2008

RPM Challenge - Day 24

Sorry about the blob — Word Press does not play nice with the Safari web browser!

It’s Day 24 of the RPM Challenge — just 5 to go. 6 out of 10 tracks are partially recorded, and 4 are just concepts so far. 4 long nights ahead. :-<24 days ago I planned on recording 10 semi-idiotic pop songs, but after a 2 week gout attack, about 60 hours of OT at work, writers block and winter blues all I had by the third week were song titles and some lyrics. I started to panic — but I hate to fail. Around day 21 I was ready to drop kick my DR 880 — I used to be pretty good building loops with BOSS drum machines, but something wasn’t clicking. I lost the funk. I put the 880 aside and plugged in the Electribe and started fooling around. Fairly quickly, I came up with some really strange sounds, and I thought: I can use this; forget pop-songs, I’m going to make an epic ten-part space Opus — Neil de Grasse Tyson Drops Acid and Buys a Casio. There’s been plenty of challenges. First, I don’t have anything like Pro-Tools, just Garage Band. I have a Cubase disk that came with by PreSonus Firebox, but that wouldn’t install. My PC is kind of old, and lacks firewire ports, otherwise, I would have used that instead of my Mac. The Mac is a real bear to work with — every now and then either the OS or Garage Band throws a hearing-shatter POP sound and the speakers go dead. Lots of reboots. Quicktime let me resample wav files, which was nice, because I couldn’t find a way to do that with Garage Band or Audacity (boy do I miss Sound Forge). My KORG Electribe MX (the blue one) is incredible — it sounds great, and I can make great sounds with it, and its pre amp is powerful, so no problems recording with it. My Bass Pod — oi vey — I couldn’t get loud enough volumes out of it to record, probably due to my own ignorance. No matter, the Guitar Pod works fine, and I am a fan of MCA and Dave Ween’s distorted bass sound, so I’m okay with that. My BOSS DR 880 — again problems — this time, probably my own ignorance or oversight, but I couldn’t get the volumes out of it that I could get from my KORG — two different machines, with different purposes, but a real pain in the neck when using both on the same track. The biggest obstacle is trying to record the text to speech reader on the Mac (which is really sweet, btw, so I want to use it) — I get the horrible feeling that I’m going to have to record the Mac with my PC and then copy the resulting files over. A sense a trip to Radio Shack for some cables. I also need to use the Women Take Back the Noise boxes set as an instrument — don’t ask if you don’t know. This will be a Milkshake Daddy album, but no funk, talk show samples or me trying to sing like George Clinton. That said, the music is still stoner-friendly, and I’d like to thank Funkadelic, Hawkwind, Coil, NASA, John Zorn, JAXA, Soulburn and Laika for inspiration. The lineup is on my RPM page, but obviously: the Milkshake Daddy programming and guitar, me Dan Century programming and production and Platinum Destruction on bass (the KLF is right — don’t use live bass; program instead).Anyway, here’s what you have to look forward to on the 29th:Tentative album title: Secret Lives of Probes and Satellites1) Track 1: 0-30.3 (To Serve Man)2) Track 2: 30.3 - 87.2 (Voyager 1 & 2)3) Track 3: 122.3 - 235.2 (USA 193)4) Track 4: 242 - 283.4 (Skylab)5) Track 5: 283.4 - 400 (Kaguya)6) Track 6: 401 - 452 (Satcom 1)7) Track 7: X-X (Aura)8) Track 8: X-X (Hubble)9) Track 9: X-X (Sputnik 1)10) Track 10: X-X (Sputnik 2)


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February 18, 2008

Internet Party

Here’s a clever video where everyone at a party represents a popular website (Google, Digg, etc). The punchline is not safe for work, so you can watch this a home. Internet Party.

I’m glad I’m not the only person to notice that Cracked.com articles seem to land on the Digg.com homepage more often than other sites.


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February 15, 2008

Assorted News and Links

Total Lunar Eclipse (not of the heart) on 2/20. More info on the NASA site.

The Hollywood writer strike is over. Want to know when your favorite show will return? Find out on the TV Guide website.

A new Lewis Black series on Comedy Central starting on 3/12, there’s no information about it on his website, but there’s New episodes of South Park are starting in a month or so too… again no info of their website or Comedy Central. Why have a website if you’re not putting information on it?

Charlie Brooker columns on the web: Screenburn (TV reviews) and Comment is Free. Warning: Charlie is British.

YTMND:Superman vs. Bizarro and RIP Roy Scheider (yes it’s too soon).

Cats hate water. Wait! Peruvian surfing cat! (hint: crazy glue)

Some video fun: Chris Farley trying to pick up girls in a mall. I miss Farley!


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February 14, 2008

Gary Coleman is a Married Man

What you talking ’bout Willis! Happy Valentines’ Day! Gary Coleman is Married!!!


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Indiana Jones IV Trailer

Here’s the trailer for Indiana Jones IV. Harrison Ford is back as Han Solo and Shia Laboeuf is playing Jar Jar Binks.


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February 13, 2008

Phrase for the new millennium: ironic eating

I coined a new phrase: ironic eating. Ironic eating is when you eat something you normally would not or should not just to be ironic.

Examples of ironic eating include:

  • Corn dogs
  • Anything fried, that normally is not fried (ice cream, candy, pie, Twinkies, Coke). Typically at a state fair.
  • Hot Pockets
  • Monte Christos
  • Insects
  • A bowl of eel, especially when you know it gives you the gout (guilty!)
  • 18″ Pixie Stix
  • Novelty candy shaped like genitalia
  • Giant portions of food found at most American chain resturants
  • Giant 11 pound hamburgers
  • Cluck-U Chicken 911 sauce wings
  • Sonya Thomas.

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Stuff white people like

White people are funny and predictable — I know, I’m a white person. Stuff White People Like is a blog about stuff white people like.

I like expensive sandwiches, Japan, corny Hip-Hop, living by the water, and irony.

And I definitely have white friends that like bicycles, natural medicine, dogs, Sarah Silverman, Whole Foods and public radio.

Fantastic!


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February 12, 2008

YouTubes for your Head Holes!

Henry Rollins on Dating (YouTube):

I’ve never seen this movie staring Rosie O’Donnel and John Ritter, but it looks fantastic (YouTube):

Bill Hicks describes his worst gig ever (YouTube):

Jack Mehoffer calls Bill O’Reilly (YouTube):

Cult signer Jan Terri on the Daily Show (YouTube):


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February 7, 2008

General Zod for President

General Zod is running for president. Let’s hope Superman minds his own business, and allows America to vote for a leader they’ll be proud to kneel before.


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February 5, 2008

Ale is my friend: Arrogant Bastard Ale

Nobody makes gumbo in my county, so I was back at the Whole Foods loading up on brew to have a reality TV and drinking Mardi Gras tonight. Basically drinking a gallon on beer and wishing Kim from LA Ink was my lady. Anyway my third brew was a pint and 6oz of Arrogant Bastard Ale — is that the best name ever or what? And the slogan is “You’re Not Worthy” — and you’re probably not! Arrogant Bastard Ale has just the right amount of suds, a cool sunrise brown color, and the coolest aroma — it doesn’t smell like plain old beer, it smells like fresh hops. And the taste is great too — substantial and unique — great solo or with a meal. What a great find - 9 out of 10. Just a great, honest, classic brew.

Link: Arrogant Bastard Ale

Ale is my friend: Arrogant Bastard Ale


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