The Stuff

The RPM Challenge Jukebox is online. Listen to my songs (search for Milk Shake Daddy) and 16535 other songs by other RPM Challengers.

16546 new songs to listen to and love.

1) Here’s an amusing video of a guitar comedian (think Flight of the Concords or Tenacious D) ranting about Johann Pachelbel:

2) A lot more photos of Marshmallow Peeps posed in funny situations.

3) Sizzle’s Way (language is NSFW). Sizzle will teach your EMO ass to be a real man. (I cannot endorse or approve Sizzle’s methods).

4) Artie Lange. A man who loves his booze and cup cakes. I have my own beer and pastry obsession, so I’m posting this as a public service message for myself.

5) Super realistic images of Nintendo’s Mario and Homer Simpson.

6) Artie Lange’s favorite foods a.k.a. the 20 worst foods in America. 1 Circus Peanuts, 2 ….

7) World’s tallest snow woman.

8) Photos from the Watchmen movie.

9) Video of REAL drug dealer fighting robot! “Rufus Terrill has had it with the drug dealers, petty thieves and vandals he says roam the streets outside his downtown Atlanta bar, O’Terrills. Instead of calling the police or hiring private security guards, Terrill built his own security robot.”

10) Christvertising vs. Moonvertising.

Spring is Aurora Season.

Gamma Ray burst visible to naked eye. Gamma Ray bursts won’t turn you into the Hulk, but they could wipe out your entire solar system with a single blast. Luckily we don’t live close enough to a super-massive star ready to collapse.

New Solar Cycle, olde Sunspots.

Crafty tricks for finding water on the moon. Just in case you’re hiking on the moon and forgot your canteen.

Update:
A photo of the sunset on Mars.

Will the Martian rovers be shut down? Maybe not!

South Park managed to combine parodies of Heavy Metal (the movie), Anne Frank and Elliot Spitzer tonight. Truly brilliant. They lost me on the first 2 episodes of the season, but they have my interest now.

The image comes from the Czeck film Daisies (aka Sedmikrasky). I don’t know much about the film, but the image is funny.

Aside from eating a Ziplock bag of Easter Candy for dinner, here’s some of my guilty pleasures:

1) Rock of Love, featuring “Pukie Pukerton:

2) Having my loved ones crank me in and out of bed:

3) dlisted.

4) The absolutely sick and warped The Whitest Kids U Know:

5) Pugs, without actually owning one:

So… they’re making an A-Team movie, due for release in 2009. Read this Yahoo article if you care:

John Singleton, who last yelled cut on Four Brothers, will direct; Michael Bandt and Derek Haas, who helped shoot the lights out with 3:10 to Yuma, are writing the screenplay.

As reported, the movie will follow the basic recipe of the 1983-87 TV series: Take four ex-military men; add one war crime they didn’t commit; mix in chases, pursuits and more chases.

Given the source material, Singleton has promised an action movie, a serious action movie—”wall to wall kicking ass and talking s–t,” as he put it to Collider.com. The film presently is sans actors, A-list, B-team or otherwise, as Singleton himself has made very clear.

“I don’t know who is in the cast yet, so all this bulls–t of who is saying who is this person and who is [this person],” Singleton told Collider.com.

Who would you cast? Here’s who I would cast:

B.A. Baracus: Kimbo Slice. He couldn’t grow a mohawk if he wanted to, but Kimbo is every bit as bad as Mr. T circa 1983, if not badder.

I give up after that.

Sometimes I forget that this blog sort of resembles the A-Team van.

I made a video for the song Hubble from the Secret Lives of Probes, Satellites and Rovers. Enjoy.

I want to build one of these Robot Drummers.

Thanks Soulburn for the link.

The new B-52s album Funplex is out next week, details on their website. Early reviews are good.

Here’s a fan made video for the song Funplex:

Best line verse: “Faster pussycat, kill, kill! I’m at the mall on a diet pill!”

I think Rock Lobster is one of the funniest songs ever:

And Love Shack is one of the best party songs ever: