The Stuff

I’m looking forward to the Kimbo Slice / Tank Abbott fight in February (on Showtime — you look it up). Kimbo’s trainer is Bas Rutten, and this is Bas Rutten:

I’m glad he wasn’t a bouncer in New Brunswick, because I would have been in trouble.

This video should give you some insight as to what my life has become since I moved to the beach. Yes, it’s supposed to be funny.

How many five year olds could you take in a fight? Apparently I can take 27. I call bullshit on that. I say I can take 100’s. When I was in the 4th grade, my friend Dave and I would beat up the entire 3rd and 2nd grade.

27

Free Online Dating from JustSayHi

I’m having second thoughts about giving up the Santa suit for the fish suit after reading the silly song list on the NYC SantaCON 2007 web site.

POLICE NABBED MY DAD
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

Police nabbed my dad
Police nabbed my dad
Police nabbed my dad
And confiscated his crystal lab

Police nabbed my dad
Police nabbed my dad
Police nabbed my dad
And confiscated his crystal lab

He’s been condemned to a scary Christmas
Stuck in the peniten-tiary Christmas
But we’ll pretend it’s a merry Christmas
Hoping Santa posts his bail!

Deck the halls with LOLly!

Hey! Happy Thanksgiving to all you United States Americans!

Last time I drank Wild Turkey around the Thanksgiving holiday I ended up in jail. Jail, I can assure you, is not boring, but it is miserable and humiliating.

So, have an exciting time this holiday, but not at the potential expense and misery of yourself and others. Never drink and drive.

BTW, you can mitigate any potential boring situations tomorrow by following this handy list:

1. Have your notebook computer handy with plenty of games and DVDs to amuse yourself with. Substitute notebook with PSP, Game Boy, iPhone, etc., if you have one. Always remember to bring your power cord, controller, blank CDRs, and anything else you might need.
2. Give a hoot: read a book.
3. Drive to your destination solo, so you can escape whenever you need to.
4. Hide all those boring board (bored) games and card games.
5. Take full advantage of the turkey Tryptophan myth, and take a long, socially acceptable nap. Remember: napping is a form of time travel, that can get you through the most boring situations.
6. Offer to walk the dog (remember: at night your don’t have to clean up the poop).
7. Smoke?

I’m out of ideas for now — off to do something fun.

One of these days, I’ve got to try this catching giant catfish with your our hands thing.

And yeah, I walked out into the ocean during this one. Not sure which is more impressive: the costume, or the fact that it is October 31st and the ocean is warm as a bathtub (in New Jersey).

My Sister and I:

My pizza and I:

You can almost tell that my sister and I are part Asian:

Full length view:

The highlight of the night came when a dude, fishing on a nearby bridge, walks over to me with pole in hand and told me to “watch out”!