Festivus Poles
Those of you that remember “Seinfeld”, Larry David’s other TV show, may remember the episode where George’s father, fed up with available holiday celebrations, created his own holiday called Festivus. Instead of a tree or Menorah, you celebrate around a Festivus pole. Now you can buy a a Festivus pole online. They are “100% Aluminum, Manufactured in Milwaukee:A City Known For Its Very High Strength-to-Weight Ratio”.
Thanks to Pat Lambe for the link.