The Stuff

Last night after some beers I had a dream that I was fooling around with British pop singer Lily Allen. In the dream, the fooling around stopped at a certain crucial point, and Lily walked out of the room. Later I was hanging out with some friends, and I was recanting the experience, and my friend said “well, she’s going out with the guy from the Chemical Brothers”, and I looked and there he was in the room.

So anyway, I crack open the old web browser today and ooze over to dlisted, where I found this article about Lily and the Chemical Brother breaking up. Sweet. She’s single again. That means that tonight we’ll go all the way.