Shark Week!
Well, it’s Shark Week on the Discovery Channel — better known as the week I sit on my couch like a barnacle on a rock, and avoid the sea (100 yards from my home) despite the astronomical odds that a shark will eat me. Actually if a shark wants to eat me, fine. I’m okay with that. It’s maiming that I want to avoid.
The shame is I’ve only watched the Dirty Jobs episode so far. What have I done instead: napped, searched the various *chan websites for wacky images, read a book about singing insects, watched the entire seasons 2 and 3 of Arrested Development… I need to get my priorities straight — I need to set the DVR to record some shark programs tonight.
By the way, this t-shirt is bound to offend some people:
Those people need to make a t-shirt that says “Turkeys… Really Just Hetero Peacocks”.
about Shark Week!