The Stuff

What is the greatest company in the history of the planet earth? The Pabst Brewing Company of course. Pabst owns not only Pabst Blue Ribbon, but also, Old Milwaukee, Colt 45, Schlitz, Schlitz Malt Liquor (Bull), Schmidt, Stroh’s, McSorleys, Schaefer, St. Ides, Blatz, Piels, Pearl, Ballantine (”with the puzzool on the cap”), Champale, Olympia, and Black Label. No one company has brought more joy to grandfathers, blue collar workers, poor college students, people who wear ironic tshirts, and bad MFs than Pabst.

By the way, for people on the fence about these beers: the best way to drink them is ice cold in a glass, while sitting in an easy chair after you just cut the lawn.

White people are funny and predictable — I know, I’m a white person. Stuff White People Like is a blog about stuff white people like.

I like expensive sandwiches, Japan, corny Hip-Hop, living by the water, and irony.

And I definitely have white friends that like bicycles, natural medicine, dogs, Sarah Silverman, Whole Foods and public radio.

Fantastic!

I’m a sucker for dollar store junk — that’s why I’ll die a poor man — I’m always wasting money on ironic crap. Like this:

Sorry if this offends Italian-Americans:

Sorry if this offends rappers and chavs:

It’s Napa Grape Lights!

If you’ve ever hosted a party and wish you had the perfect lighting to create just the right mood, look no further!

Umm… wow.